You'll Like This Entry Cuz It's Short

This is not my story, but it’s my friend’s and I love it and I told her that I planned on sharing it. Anyway, a friend shares the other day that she received a text from a guy friend saying the following: “Just wanted to thank you for helping me take care of business this morning.” If you are unable to read between the lines, he masturbated to her.

She wasn’t sure how she felt about this – apparently he thought this was flattering, but let’s be honest, it’s a little creepy, maybe something we should keep to ourselves. So, food for thought: If this happened to you, would you be flattered or disgusted? Shortest entry ever!!! Off to brunch.